May 2012
knock knock
Me: ??????????
My Brother: Let me in.
Me: (through the door) What the fuck...it's 3 o'clock in the morning what the hell are you doing here.
My brother: Quick let me in I've nicked a COW.
Me: ??????????
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Pastor: Build Electrified Fence For Gays So They... →
A North Carolina pastor has come under fire after calling for gays and lesbians to be killed off by keeping them locked up behind an electrified fence.
During his sermon at the Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, Pastor Charles Worley said he figured out a way to “get rid of all the lesbians and queers.”
“Build a great big, large fence – 100 miles long – put all the lesbians in there, fly...
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“I’ve got a bad case of the 3:00 A.M. guilts—you know, when you lie in bed...”
– D.D. Barrent (via larmoyante)
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Was I the only one to notice...
loki-odins-son:
That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard
All the weapons are penis metaphors
Like Thor’s hammer
And Loki’s scepter
Asgardians are always dressed for role play
Seriously
Even headgear
They use suggestive language
There is poledancing
Then the obsession with kneeling….
And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this
So...
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